When I was in elementary school,  ¨Knock, Knock¨ jokes were very popular among classmates.  We used to spend hours telling these jokes.  Here is one of my favourites.  I remember coming home and telling this one in particular to my parents.  My mom, didn´t understand but then my older brother and I always laughed about it.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?  

 

Here are some others…. maybe you have heard some of these on TV series or films.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here

Knock, knock

Who´s There?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it´s pointless.

 

Do you know of any? or have you ever heard of any? Please share if you know any!